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Could be crazy. Definitely stupid.

We're having a party!

The gold standard for stupid.

Thank you to Chad for this.

So, so stupid.

"With stupidity, all things are possible"

Solid, 100% stupid. This is the mental ability of the protesters. A southerner who wasn't interested in politics until a black man became president. There's a shock.

The War on Stupid escalates. The stupid are now bringing guns.

Ladies and gents: Sarah Palin.

Bill Maher agrees: America is, by and large, dumb.

In a broken down church on an isolated planet, Bernice discovers more than she bargained for on her latest excavation. An old crime is uncovered, and Bernice is asked to find out what she can about the culprits. The long-dead victims are surprisingly talkative, but they ask for something in return.

They want someone to tell them stories.

With an audience of the dead to entertain, Bernice tells them stories from her life and those of her friends, spanning the distant past to her recent present, from before civilisation to depths of space.

Featuring the stories:
A Game of Soldiers by Lance Parkin
Cooker Island by Paul Farnsworth
A Gallery of Pigeons by Jim Smith
The Firing Squad by Eddie Robson
You Shouldn't Have by Cody Schell
The Illuminated Man by Mark Michalowski
Redacted by Jonathan Dennis
The Song of Old Man Bunyip by Richard Freeman
Turn the Light On by Nick Wallace


Pre-order now: http://www.bigfinish.com/Bernice-Summerfield-Secret-Histories

Solid dumb

Since it's now been officially announced here, I can now say that the small project I have talked about previously is a short story called Redacted in the next Bernice Summerfield book from Big Finish, Secret Histories. Coming in December. Click on the title to pre-order.

"The Biblical geocentric model of the universe is called WYSIWYG—what you see is what you get...True science is supposed to be based on observation. We see the array of stars wheeling around the earth approximately daily, and we motorize our telescopes to follow their steady motion. We see the sun rising and setting daily. We see the planets doing roughly the same thing, and we see the moon following them on a somewhat different schedule, all revolving around the earth as our eyes testify.

There is no justification at all from what we observe to arbitrarily assume the stars to be fixed and the earth rotating. The beauty of geocentricity is that what you see is what you get! It is a simple and readily understandable scenario for those who are willing to believe what their eyes tell them, and make the mental transition back to the instinctive reference frame of a stationary earth.

Encyclopedia Britannica offers NO PROOF for a rotating earth!!"

http://reformation.org/stationary-earth.html

Arizona State Senator Sylvia Allen (R) says Earth is 6,000 years old.